Dear Visitors:
Y’all have been here for a while, haven’t you? Some of what’s been in the movies actually has been fairly accurate, has it not? And that Area 51? You know the place, right?
So, why have you been letting us see you more? Or is it because our technology has reached a point? Is it because we now have something called a “Space Force”? Or because of our country’s increased presence on Mars?
Did you launch the Covid-19 pandemic? Plant the China story? The whole bat thing, really? Thin the herd mentality? We ask because that would make some sense because, well, why not now?
You have abducted some of us, haven’t you? Do you want Earth because your world no longer sustains you? Or are you mad at us for our space junk or because humans have polluted our seas and oceans to a disgusting level?
Maybe for creating nuclear weapons and everyone threatening to annihilate everyone? Or is it because of the poverty and the hunger and social inequality … maybe the wealth disparity, and the fact that cultural discrimination is a reality?
So hey, will you attack to put us out of our misery?
One more question, if you please … do y’all have that “Beam Me Up Scotty” thing going on? Because that would be cool before, ya know, Armageddon.
Sincerely,
The Tin Foil Hat Society
