Dear Snoop:

So, let’s make sure we understand … you, the Elf on the Shelf, and Santa are working on determining whose “Naughty” and who’s “Nice” right now, and you’ll be sharing the local list with us here in an Open Letter format just one week from today?

And that listing will include the names we know, right? The public figures, politicians, people with multiple profiles on social media, and such?  The good, the bad, sure, but the ugly, too? No reason for us to file a FOIA request then, right? Right.

Terrific.

One week. Right here. THE List.

Sincerely,

The Nervous & Curious