Secretary Jimmy Wriston and District 6 Engineer Charlie Reynolds:
Thank you both for paying attention to the roadways and bridges in the Northern Panhandle and District 6, but please gentlemen, one at a time. One. At. A. Time.
See, guys, we’re a little sensitive right now to orange barrels and the sounds of jackhammers after years – YEARS! – of under-construction conditions, and we’ve been victimized by past – PAST! – leadership when they’ve restricted two interstates at the same time and one-laned National Road in a number of different spots all at the same time … plus – PLUS! – the streetscape. And all this confusion over the two bridge projects?
One. At. A. Time. … Please?
We’d appreciate it. And thank you again for all of the great work.
Sincerely,
Navigating Locals