Ghost of Christmas Present:
WARN NOTICE:
We regret to inform you, but your services are not required THIS Christmas. The Board of Directors feel the majority of people across the world know very well their present, and that they are already living within what they consider a nightmare.
If you recall, the Board took the same action in December 1918 and December 1919 during the Spanish Flu Pandemic when a third of the world’s population was infected with a deadly virus, and you were brought back in 1920. We hope that will be the case a year from now.
Sincerely,
The Scrooge Society
