An OPEN LETTER to … The Motorists Who Have Driven into a Bioswale …

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Dear Motorists:

We haven’t interviewed all of you, but we have talked with a few about their individual encounters with one of downtown Wheeling’s new streetscaped bioswales.

“Didn’t see it.”

“My truck sits too high to see them.”

And the most popular alibi, “It came out of nowhere.”   

We get it. They are new; we’re not used to them; and let’s face it, the era of everyone paying attention and engaging their respective communities has passed, so it is very possible a portion of local residents has never heard of a bioswale, a bump out, or a streetscape.

In other words, maybe you REALLY didn’t know you would need to adapt while parking in downtown thanks to the new-and-improved designs of our curbs and sidewalks. And maybe, SOMEHOW, you didn’t notice the new trees, traffic lights, and protruding walkways on your way to your fateful, historic encounter with the stormwater-collecting caverns.  

But, by now, you – and everyone else in the region – should be aware, right? At this point, we’ve seen the posted photos, had a chuckle at others’ expense, and now know the definition of “bioswale,” so we’re good, right? There’s no need for “BEWARE OF THE BIOSWALES!” signs along the newly crafted roadways, correct?

Now, let’s spread the word to family and friends, be careful out there, and please try to appreciate the improvements instead of resisting changes that aren’t going away anytime soon.

Sincerely,

Just Neighbors Helping Neighbors

Steve Novotney
Steve Novotney
Steve Novotney has been a professional journalist for 34 years, working in print for weekly, daily, and bi-weekly publications, writing for a number of regional and national magazines, hosting baseball-related talks shows on Pittsburgh’s ESPN, and as a daily, all-topics talk show host in the Wheeling and Steubenville markets since 2004. Novotney is the co-owner, editor, and co-publisher of LEDE News, and is the host of “Novotney Now,” a daily program that airs Monday-Friday from 3-6 p.m. on River Talk 100.1 & 100.9 FM.

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